Tweets

coochiepebble:

When a bitch I dont like breathes the same air as me

(via narutofreak1089)

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via pendents)

woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

(via shouldnt)

versacefag:

"ew I don’t swallow"

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(Source: enemaroberts, via narutofreak1089)

dulect:

when you get yelled at and you don’t know what’s happening

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overfused:

people from school finding your blog 

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(Source: sttabbed, via pokebae)

blastortoise:

jehovahs:

my gaping asshole is not just for sex it is also for storage

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(via narutofreak1089)

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via ugly)