Tweets

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

(via happiest)

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

image

(via greetings)

blackberryshawty:

Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.

(via clestroying)

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

(via legalmexican)

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

(via fifty-shadesofgay)

chloegalaxy:

rose-9-10:

hornyspacesnakes:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

GUYS, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE THAT SAID PHYSICISTS MAY HAVE DISCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BEING A COMPUTER SIMULATION, WHAT IF WE’RE JUST AN AI THAT’S BECOMING SELF AWARE

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

everybody shut the fuck up you’re scaring me

(Source: jackwhynand, via the-singing-unicorn)